"Handle stress the way a dog does. If you can't chew it or play with it; just pee on it and walk away." unknown

"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills." Voltaire

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." Franklin P. Jones

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." Douglas Adams, writer, dramatist, and musician (1952-2001)

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." Gilda Radner

"Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch." George Carlin

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion." Washington Irving

"An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox." Lao Tzu

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs." Martha Scott

"To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace." Milan Kundera

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." Milan Kundera